“Introducing the enigma, the moral dilemma, the insult that is … Sidecar Bob!” – quote from Social Club MC

“Shut the f^%! up!” – quote from both his children and his wife

“This guy is a legend! He should be paid a bloody lot of money by someone who has lots and wouldn’t notice it missing” – Sidecar Bob

“Why…just why?!” – An anonymous groupie

“It’s not even a proper guitar!” – Iain Moore, Music Lover

“It’s not even a proper instrument!” – Ted Rogers, 2FB’s

“OK, I’ll take 80% and that’s my final offer!” – Derek, Bob’s ex-agent